The Best Songs of 2019
The problem, I find, with other people’s ‘best songs of the year’ lists is that they, inevitably, get everything wrong. Here, for a change, is a list that gets it right.
Read MoreWho Pulls the Cheapest Pints in the East End?
Once a haven for trendy bohemian paupers, Adelaide’s East End has gentrified: $5 coffees are the norm, swish handbag vendors have replaced bookstores, and there seems to be even more money in the pavement than before. Here's how you can still sink piss on the cheap.
Read MoreI Ate and Reviewed All the Instant Noodles at my Supermarket
I put my body on the line for you. the impoverished student, the struggling newly single mother, the widower who never learnt how to cook on his own. The cash poor, the time poor, the 2-minute-noodle-needer.
Read MoreWhere is the best Santa in Adelaide?
Santa Claus is a judgmental bastard. With his presents for the good, coal for the bad, and twice checked list – who does he think he is, telling us how to live our lives? It is only right and proper that Adelaide’s Santas themselves endure the same scrutiny forced upon boys and girls the world over.
Read MoreWho makes Adelaide's best AB?
He seemed ready and willing, but would six consecutive ABs prove to be too much even for Adelaide’s leading meat enthusiast?
Read MoreWhich Adelaide Cinema has the best Choc Tops?
I went out to all the major cinema chains across Adelaide, and ordered one of every kind of chocolatey topped ice cream available.
Read MoreA Guide to Adelaide's Secondhand Bookshops
Here, for your literary pleasure, is the definitive guide to the best secondhand bookshops in Adelaide’s CBD.
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